JACK (age 3) was watching his mum breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: “Mum why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?”
MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, “If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.”
TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her mum knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, “Why doesn't your skin fit your face?”
STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his mum good night. “I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window.”
SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. “Please don't give me this juice again,” she said, “It makes my teeth cough.”
CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his mum asked what was troubling him, he replied, “I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?”
The Sermon I think this mum will never forget…. this particular Sunday sermon…”Dear Lord,” the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his up turned face. “Without you, we are but dust…” He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, “Mum, what is butt dust?”
hahaa.. 
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