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pissed!

extremely pissed! pissed pissed!

some pple just dun get it. why cant they do what they are supposed to do frm their end. I alr try to minimise what watever needs to be done by them. simple check oso cannot do meh?? TMD.

why must make me sound pek chek n sarcastic. Given the age and experience, pls dun let me feel n think that u are so STUPID! Kaoss.. fire on my head sia…




will u do that??

would you give ur dog 12mil of inheritance??? would you??

This New York hotelier and real estate billionaire Leona Helmsley has left $12m (£5.97m) to her pet dog!!!!!!!!! and that is the largest bequest from her will.

my goodness..

but i wonder what can the dog do with the money leh… how is she gg to spend this huge sum!??!!?! and what happens when she die? where does the money go to??

????… ?? ??




Bored!

I'm bored! so so bored.




shld i have kids in the future?

i like to play with them.. but… have some of my own? havin 2nd tots. ermm.. not that i'm planning for one soon…(god knows if i will even get married in the first place)

kids can be so scary!!

when they reach pri sch, you nv noe what they are learning fr their fellow classmates. and they really learn all those RIGHT and WRONG things. and you dun even noe how to correct them!!

when they are in sec sch, they starts to form or join gang lah… if accidentally bang onto someone, both buai song will ask for a 1-on-1. they will even “diao shui” (hokkein - meaning call for support fr their members) to the scene. even haf parang with them! KAOZZ… (this is what one of my cousins told me k!)

dun even noe if they are really doing sch projects in their frds' hse or other 'projects'. the kids nowadays…

i get worried when my cousin in sec 2 told me she had a ah beng bf. concerned when my pri sch cousins came back frm sch and told me or showed me ridiculous stuff. cannot imagine that coming frm my own kids.!!!

ya… kids… ermm…. maybe not. though i do admit they can be very adorable and fun. but… hais…

 

 




Horny Camel turns Murderer

Pet camel kills Australian woman

A woman in Australia has been killed by her pet camel after the animal apparently tried to have sex with her.

The woman was found dead at the family's sheep and cattle ranch near the town of Mitchell in Queensland.

The woman had been given the camel as a 60th birthday present earlier this year because of her love of exotic pets.

 

The camel was just 10 months old but already weighed 152kg (336lbs) and had come close to suffocating the family's pet goat on a number of occasions.

 

On Saturday the woman apparently became the object of the male camel's desire.

It knocked her to the ground, lay on top of her and displayed what the police delicately described as mating behaviour.

 

Young camels are not normally aggressive but can become more threatening if treated and raised as pets.

Source: BBC News




Think too much…

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken a back because he can't place where he knows her from.

So he says, “Do you know me?”
To which she replies, “I think you're the father of one of my kids.”

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, “Are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???”

She looks into his eyes and says calmly,

“No, I'm your son's teacher.”



so colddd..

why so cold!! shivering sia.

later will be heading back to NUS. attending my Dance club- Synergy Welcome Tea. hehe. as usu lah. go there see see n eat eat lo. haha. but this time rd, only so few frm my batch are gg back. ermm.. think only 3 lo! ellie, me and Kel (he is performing still!! peifu peifu) the rest working la, find the journey too far lah.. hais.. all sorts of reasons. =( hopefully will still be fun later.!! quite lookin forward to see how our juniors fare oso.

tml will be gg to a place where i DREAD! hais. no choice. gotta go no matter wat. hopefully no bad news. haha.

I”M FREEZING!! shitsss..




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